This is overwhelmingly awesome. It’s from this collection of photos of Chinese anti-terrorism military exercises in preparation for the Olympics. The original caption says they’re “members of China’s armed police [demonstrating] a rapid deployment during an anti-terrorist drill.”

Ideas to ponder while contemplating this photo:

• Why would you carry a sniper rifle on a Segway? (see center-rear person)
• What happens when you shoot a gun while on a Segway? Won’t it push your center of gravity back and send the Segway flying backwards? Especially with that assault rifle on the left side.
• Since when are there offbrand Segways? Is there really that big a market for them that it’s worth ripping them off?

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