February 24, 2008 12:23

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Lessons we have learned from Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six: Vegas:

  1. Mexico is populated only by armed terrorists. It is safe and advisable to fire indiscriminately at anything that moves.
  2. Black people are all terrorists. Exception: black people with British accents are not terrorists and are handy with explosives.
  3. There are no people with negative character traits in the military. People in the military with negative character traits will later turn out to be terrorists in disguise.

Thanks, Tom Clancy!


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